December 2009
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Dec 27th
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20 Hilarious School Exam Answers
Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England. These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds. Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit,...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 13th
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kinda funny
savagemike: Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.” The old guy...
Dec 13th
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Joke.
wolfdancer: Women: One engaged, One married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to AMAZE their men… That night all 3 will wear a leather bodice S&M style,stiletto’s and a mask over their eyes….. After a few days they meet again…. The engaged girlfriend:”The other night,When my boyfriend came home, He found me with the leather bodice,Tall stilettos and a...
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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“Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.”
–  Chuck Norris Facts (via chucknorrisfacts)
Dec 6th
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7 Things "Good Parents" Do (That Screw Kids Up for... →
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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“Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.”
– unknown
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Dec 2nd
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Bumper quotes
Adults are just kids with money Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control He who laughs last thinks slowest Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want 100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest? A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory A day...
Dec 1st
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“The danger is that global warming may become self-sustaining, if it has not done...”
–  Professor Stephen Hawking (via constantflux) (via quote-book)
Dec 1st
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“I’ve got nothing against God, but it’s His Fans Club I can’t...”
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Dec 1st
November 2009
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