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“ Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is ‘lucky’. ”

“ Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. ”

Don’t fuck around, homie.

“ Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. ”

“ That’s not Chuck Norris doing push-ups — that’s Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid. ”

“ Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. ”